An Aries ♈️ always protects his cubs 🦁

Let’s be honest. If guys started posting videos of them throwing ice, women would be crying out that he is a danger to women and children and be calling for him to be behind bars.

Perhaps we should just post ourselves punching holes in drywall instead. Still better than committing a triple homicide of innocent children.

This is the way to make the Tiktok women realize it is fucking retarded and shameful.

UPLOADED IT TO MY INSTAGRAM DM TO THE LINDSAY SUPPORTERS IN YOUR LIFE Results my vary

Some men are still worse than Lindsay Clancy supporters. What a bitch

My sister works with all women, she of course believes the TikTok slop and thinks the husband killed the kids because a security camera video at an aquarium showed him being mean with his family and a bunch of other unsubstantiated bullshit. I got into an argument with her and said if I died how would you feel if millions of people wrongly blamed you for my death and started criticizing every aspect of your life. She stormed away. These bitches don’t realize there’s an innocent man being attacked for no reason.

This is the only thing Elijah ever did I found funny. but he ruined it with the script at the end; it was tone deaf.

That’s nearly a replica comment from a woman to Lindsay Clancy on a tiktok video. I just changed the name and astrology sign

Idiot! Men are supposed to throw steak cubes at the grill

Let’s go Aries

Thank you! The constitution has nothing on my zodiac predictions. I follow the stars not the founding fathers. It's 2026 and I've ascended

Good man

😭😭😭

Come over today and make a version for your insta. Let's start a trend and get all the ment to start standing together

Ive been very critical of you for sure in the last few years as I have seen your fall. But this is funny and good on you for doing it.

as a man i feel so seen you go king

Great skit, hits home. Would go 10x harder if you were actually a good father and a role model for young men.

Another random anon that believes online internet rumors. People like you are the same as Lindsay Clancy supporters.

Pretty sure we all saw you leave your family and go on drug fueled benders. I just want my fellow young fathers to have sound role models to look up to. If you think that makes me akin to a Lindsay Clancy supporter than you’re probably still high.

Lmao. You guys are literally Lindsay supporters but male political X edition instead of TikTok female versions

Oh brother. You can do so much better Elijah.

I do not care.

@ElijahSchaffer No one knows who you are or cares about you.

Post it on IG so I can repost this 😂

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Brilliant

Until a man does it, you won’t realize the magnitude of stupidity these women display

What is wrong in the United States If you take God away from the people, the demon 😈 will come in

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jesus...women are so fucked up they even insert astrolgy as part of their excuse for murdering children.

This is good stuff. @Timcast please can we make this trend and have all the magas do this for humor @RealAlexJones

She should try sex with her husband instead of throwing ice like a toddler

When a mother gives birth, the father’s testosterone drops. By the end of the first year, our testosterone stabilizes. If sexual relations is not back to normal by that time, we cheat and it’s not our fault because of hormones.

The funniest part about the ice thing is that in the time it took me to set up the bin of ice and get into the bathroom I would have already cooled down. When I can’t handle my kids anymore I just put them somewhere safe and walk away for 10 minutes.

Ahhhh Ive been waiting for these videos to come out. You're a hero in my book now sir. Got me laughing 🤣

Nailed it brother.

Strongest man around.

Haven't seen you in a while, how's Sarah

They're calling it the worst viral trend since planking

I think this is one of the cringes things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

Bahahahaha he’s even throwing the ice with his left hand like all the tiktok lunatics!

Baby goats are called “kids”

I laughed out loud 😆 well done

Once a month? I protected and defended twice in 4yr.. like an idiot. That's over now