An impossible penciltration

My UK tour starts in September, dates here if you fancy it

Are we being mis-lead?

Nice!

If his tour takes him near a town with a ducking stool can someone please test to see if he's a witch

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Doesn't fool me. It's a 'B' grade pencil - softest you can get: which explains it.

Ha!

That's good. I have an idea but I can't quite get there.

Anyone else vaguely aroused

Filth.