An Olympian's egg roll gets in the way of his dreams.

This is why I could never compete in Pole Vault.

Pretty rude of you to assume gender. That could be a girl penis

That's a cock block if I ever saw one

Look at his “oh damn it’s my dick again” face

You know he's mad he failed but loves this going viral. 😂

Bros blessed and cursed at the same time

He should be proud! Lost a medal to 'himself'. 😂🤣😂 The stories he'll tell from here on out!

"...and everything to be proud of..." I'm dead. Bury me. 😂😂😂

No questions about this guy's gender.

Don't take a Viagra before your turn 🤦‍♂️