And I’ll say it again

In DC two guys ran this big scheme impersonating secret service agents for years right under law enforcement's noses but then unluckily for them someone assaulted a mail man outside their building so a USPS investigator showed up and immediately uncovered the whole crime ring.

Unsurprised 🙂

The FBI needs a warrant. The CIA needs approval. The USPIS just needs a zip code

Oldest federal law enforcement agency in the country. Founded by Ben Franklin himself. If you commit mail fraud, they will fuck you over harder than old Ben fucked his way through France*. *hard enough to win America’s literal independence

I know a dentist that did insurance fraud by sneaking free dental care for poor children onto the insurance of wealthier clients and because he send that through the mail he went to federal prison for like 7 years

I worked with these guys on suspected anthrax cases in NYC. They do have their 💩 together.

the moment I hear the USPIS is even *aware of my existence,* my ass will be going full meep-meep RoadRunner to a rickety plane destined for a non-extradition country.

We couldn’t even use a mailbox in our film because legal didn’t clear it—in an animated film, mind you, not like…filming a mailbox—they do NOT fuck around, and I respect it.

One day a slew of black SUVs pull up surrounding the whole neighborhood while I walked my dogs. As soon as I walked inside, I heard them break a neighbor's door in. He was receiving fentanyl pills in the mail. Destroyed the apt down to the boards, he was not seen again.

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