And they never came back…

On a scale of 1 to 10, how woke is this movie?

Meh. Pass.

Zach killed Trevor in a Hollywood initiation ritual for this piece of shit?

Bro....Zach!? Who knew he'd be making such good movies....5 gallons of PCP, that's who!

At no point was any of those based on a true story, what the heck WB.

If the kids don't come back. This woman's bangs better at least grow back by the end of the film.

Yeah... It looks like a good story, but.... Yeah..... The trailer itself was traumatizing enough, so yeah...... Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nopenopenopenopenopenope nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

I've seen this 26 times already. Any creatives employed at the studio anymore?

Hollywood is so toast