And this is why I always pick from the back. Haunting.

I did this with a block of Velveeta once and started levitating.

"Maam can you stop wafting your clam over the parmesan"

She needs to remember to stick her arms out… …to make it harder for the guys from the asylum to get the butterfly net over her.

Ofc it’s an Israeli settler, they’re musty like that

Some people need magic fairy dust to get through life. If we don't keep them occupied with rosaries and scapulars then they start molesting the parmesan.

Just imagine the bacteria on her hands... "My body didnt want soap today" 🤢 🤕 🤮

I hope she gets banned from every supermarket in the tristate. Please stop fucking with food you are gonna return to the shelves. This is just weird and gross

Vibe checking dairy products with your uterus a type of madness that I never wanted to be aware of.

It must take her HOURS to get through a trip to the grocery store…exhausting.

Is this what we're doing now that the FDA doesn't work anymore?

Her fortuneteller turban is a dead giveaway that she's loony.

I hate to break it to ya, but that package of cheese has been touched and exposed by far worse prior to reaching the grocery store.

Do NOT press food on your FUPA plz. can’t believe this has to be said

I feel like there needs to be special stores for people like this that clearly need adult supervision.

Muscle testing (aka applied kinesiology) is a very silly pseudoscience. While fairly harmless in the store, it is also used by profit-seeking quacks (including a large percentage of chiropractors) to sell fraudulent diagnoses and treatments. Mallory DeMille recently exposed it:

Quit fcking playing with me. 😂

I want whatever she's on.

Make Insane Asylums Great Again

Girl good the fuck bye. Gotta do all this shit to purchase food?????? Tap in with your local CSA’s. Tap in with your local farmers so you can be normal and not like this weird mf!!!

Plot twist: she thought the body falling backwards was a denial of the cheese but it turns out it's actually the acceptance of the cheese and she's been doing it wrong her whole life and that's why she's ended up like she has

Now every time I buy cheese, I get to wonder if it's been mere inches away from someone's vagina

Fascinating. Thanks to X, I now know for certain that the rest of the world was right all along. The US is full of crazy lunatics.

If I see this woman in the grocery store, I'm leaving.

But what if she put the rejects in the back??? 😬😬😬

Now it’s pussy cheese…

Bro, your algorithm is cursed.

Fonky yt shit 😒

maybe we should bring back institutions

She should try some mental health cheese. Does she do this with each grape individually in produce?

This wouldn’t happen at Food and Stuff

Know how I test my food? I check the expiration date. My chakras have the day off.

I always pick the product behind the one at the front of the shelf because I know everyone touches the first one.

You have to pray for people that behave this way, especially in public…

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