Another 90s TV comedy sketch mocking Keir Starmer for falsely posing as a heterosexual. But now it's news that he's caught on CCTV compromised by s3xual relationship with Muslim oligarch "Lord" Waheed Alli who is a front for foreign governments.

@Keir_Starmer That's not about Starmer, that was about David Mellor posing with his family to make a statement after being outed for his affairs - and shagging while wearing a Chelsea strip.

@Keir_Starmer Some sources link that with Starmer. He's named in this one:

@Keir_Starmer Disagree on this. The sketches in question were in response to successive Tory MP's being caught out in various sexual shenanigans following Major's 'Back to Basics' campaign. It was clearly not written about Starmer and finished its run before Starmer even became DPP.

@Keir_Starmer Keir Starmer didn’t become an MP until 2015 you fucking idiot.

@Keir_Starmer What a load of utter shite. I’ve seen every single rw grifting idiot banging on about this all weekend but zero actual cctv

@Keir_Starmer He was a barrister you bellend. You know full well it’s not about him and you’re talking shit

@Keir_Starmer This is nothing to do with Starmer - he wasn't a politician at the time this was broadcast. He didn't enter Parliament until 2014.

@Keir_Starmer Being homosexual is not a problem as such. It's the LIE ! that rankles....

@Keir_Starmer You mean that AI video that’s evidently suckered in the terminally dim?