Another day, another Randy dinger.

Please pay the man

Please, please re-sign Randy in the offseason. Don’t screw around looking for a cheaper, less productive option. Just sign a good player who can actually hit in T-Mobile.

"nooo dont resign the best hitter cause uhhh the handshake or something"

PAY HIM

#ExtendArozarena

Gonna be so fun when yall let him walk for nothing and don’t resign him because you don’t want to pay him market rate….

Dude, we are sick and tired of being sick and tired. Stop being a pussy and hit the ball today. We cam’t remember the last time you actually connected and made a hit?

don't forget ! another Muny meltdown too!!