Another dejected Ethan Schmidt video has him going into the crayola crayons store to "hunt lgbt" & "wokeness."

Two grown men roaming a kids' store going "it's kind of tricky cos it's colorful anyway" really does sum up an entire type of guy right now.

Ethan Schmidt and his pals when the cameras are turned off

Lol Ethan says hello

Why are they trying to sexualize everything that has to do with kids? Like??????????????????????????? Big red flag. Check this mans hard drive fr.

@J_sketchez Trying so hard to make content, why don’t you get a job that’s less hateful and soul sucking?

He brought his boyfriend with him this time!! I was wondering where he was!!

@ThatBeatleGirl9 The only thing “Gay” in that store is Ethan Schmidt .. he’s a classic case of a repressed self loathing closeted homosexual .. When this Dude emerges from the closet he’ll be the most flamboyant drag queen to hit the stage.

“You see anything” “Idk it’s kinda tricky cause it’s all colourful anyway” HOW IS THIS NOT SATIRE 😂

Why is he constantly lurking in children’s stores and departments? Has anyone check his laptop?

Ethan Schmidt and pal - two self-loathing closet-cases who really just need the arms of a big, strong man around them

Imagine waking up, calling your boyfriend and taking him to the mall just to look for stores that caters to your community… so heartwarming 🥰

Wait there's such a thing as a Crayola store?

“It’s colorful anyway”. What a couple of fragile, cry babies. How sad their life is 🙄

This guy is gay. Obviously

Ethan should follow his true calling - Fluffer for gay men’s porn. I have no issues with it. But his anti gay stance is his beard. (Pun intended)

Eatin'Shit loves to go to places where there are potentially gay people! 🤔 Someone tell him Grindr exists if he wants some 🍆 that bad!

*looks at blue crayon stuffy* they are teaching about ridiculous emotions

Pedo vibes

“Hard to tell there’s a lot of colors” It’s a crayon store ffs. When these 2 cross the wrong one it’ll be delicious.

Jeebus, if anyone is screaming our closeted (or not so closeted) pedophile, it's these two 😶

This reminds me of the scene in Always Sunny where Mac insists on going to a gay bar *ALONE* so that he can find the treasure they’re looking for

@donnaMMAZ Does he know there’s been black crayons for… Ever?

How does this level of hatefulness take over peoples brains? What will they do if the find their quarry?

He’s gonna be so much happier once he comes out.

@JacsKrakrs1 I hope he eventually finds the penis that makes him happy.

this is a fantastic example that "anti woke" people are not doing for their own rights. They are not concerned with any moral or ethical code being imposed or forced upon them.

Imagine going out and purposefully looking for reasons to hate a business because they practice tolerance for everyone. Now, imagine you're Ethan Schmidt.

He screams being on the down low 😏