Answer me! Be honest 😤

Because being single means you have no enemies and will have low cortisol

because i have the complexion of Voldemort getting caught in a grease fire, the mental capacity of a lobotomized goldfish and the charisma of a literal boulder and i own every one of those perks like a god damn champion

Social Anxiety, trust issues, and I don't think im good enough for anyone

Why am I single? Because I'm happy with myself. I'm vibing, having fun, and although work makes me want to chokeslam someone, I'm free to do whatever I want for the most part. It gets lonely sometimes, but the key to overcoming the loneliness is being comfortable with yourself.

Anxieties causing me to be a shut in mixed with problems really conversing with people

This MIGHT be the worst thing I’ve watched in YEARS, also while your at it can you form a sentence without sounding like a Disney villain

Because I don’t have you yet

Going to be honest. I’m scared of women. More specifically approaching them and asking them. Especially if I know that they are on the more dominant side.

I'm single because I been more considerated on taking care of my kid than wanting a new partner after my divorce. I have been looking just have other priorities first though.

Cause i know they wont be able to handle me

Taking my time, keeping my heart open, focusing on myself, enjoying time with friends and my hobbies Do I want to be single, yes/no, there’s perks to both sides. I’ve learned to enjoy what I have, because remembering what I don’t hurts a lot sometimes. So yeah, that’s my answer

My own time and money as I enjoy my life without nagging etc 🌌☺️

Because no maiden has dared test the defences of the basement fort of solitude.

I don’t think I am not good enough.

My friends are good enough company on their own, life fucks me enough, I never want kids, I have a hard time relaxing around people and I'm kind of a mess so I do not see the point to putting myself through todays dating hell for something I could just do without.

nope. happly married for 16 years.

It's complicated

Fact: Is single Reason: Better than being in a relationship 🤷‍♂️

You say you want the truth, but...

Truth is, I need to better myself and have money to take care of someone without your financials in order. I was engaged; clearly, I wasn’t ready or in way over my head.

I’m so tired. Of dating, and even thinking about it. Instead I just work, mind my business, and try to save money.

you look so beautiful! you look like the elf princess in tbate

le tengo miedo a las muejeres

Crippling social anxiety and haven't left my house in weeks

Because I'm autistic and don't leave my house except for work

I‘m not sure. I think it‘s difficult to date in this era of digital culture and to find someone that matches the energy of mine and someone that at least tries to be honest as much as possible. I want to form a deep and unique bond. Not everyone is ready or willing for that.

This was genuinely cute as fuck. Great work. I can only take guesses as to why I'm single. I don't know the full reason. The short version is she emotionally cheated. I'm the type who will fight to make it work. She wasn't. She found someone I can only assume is better.

Im married tho

Cause I have a boyfriend

I plan for the worst and hope for the best. And when the worst that can happen when approaching a woman nowadays is global social humiliation or possibly even criminal charges, even if unlikely to happen, the winning move is simply to not play the dating game. That and I work nights.

I just haven’t tried dating yet. I didn’t have much of a desire until late last year.

Because I made a choice. I came to the conclusion I'm not really built for relationships mentally and so I'll just be their for those I care about and help them with their dating problems. If I find someone yay. If not I'm ok with that.