anthony bourdain making a negroni

That was not 1/3 worth of vermouth

“1/3” parts gin 🤭

So he’s a bad bartender huh

notice he’s pleased to describe it as “satanic”

pretty bad negroni, too light on vermouth and should only be a twisted orange peel, not a whole slice. disappointed in our boy and you know the italians are FURIOUS

A heavy pouring hand and no measurements? He truly was a man of the people.

Making a what?!

People expect a level of technical perfection from casual entertainment that is as bewildering as it is unrealistic.

he’s incredibly sexy

Gaaah I miss him.