any lip readers in the house?

I got it…

I don't know about the conversation but the Secret Service just got a sniff of Donald Trump shitting his pants. 😂🤢

Why aren't we talking about the mullet he's been cultivating lately? WTF is up with that? Is the goal to grow it long enough that he can swoop it over the top?

Trump: Would you fuck that armchair? Vance: Oh yeah

Say less

He's just pouring sweat.

“You think he’s going to heaven? I know he’s not. Look at that casket. Terrible looking casket. No one’s getting in anywhere in that thing. Lot of money in caskets.”

i risked a fart and it ended up a shart

Here was the conversation

“The bastard couldn’t play golf, lived in a shitty house, and is in hell... why do I have to be.. zz.. flurr.. covfefe..grbl.. unkhh” snores

I know this, thats not how you look at someone you trust or admire.

Trump: jerks awake Vance: "Sir?" Trump: "Write this down... I just had the greatest idea anybody's ever had." Vance: "Was it a dream?" Trump: "No. It was a concept of an idea."

Trump told Vance hold your breath this one is deadly!

@ColleenHolt20

T: I took a shit V: I know sir T: does it smell V: of course T: can we go V: soon keep sleeping

Yeah. He's saying "Fuck that Aaron Rupar moron."

“I farted while snoozing”

‘Who is it that died? Why am I here’?

Trump - ‘Hannity talking about me’ Vance - ‘yup’ Trump - ‘ he didn’t tell them my Arch de Trump was inspired by the McDonalds Golden Arches ’ Vance - ‘ no he didn’t’ 😂

Why’s he looking extra melty today

"What's this guy talking about?" "Lindsey Graham" "Who's that?" "The Iran war guy." "Oh yeah, check out the knockers on that chick over there."

Looks like he’s saying “I’m not fucking leaving “.

👋 Trump: What are you doing after this? JD: Go hang with my new baby Trump: You have a mistress? JD: No, my literal baby. With Usha. Trump: Are you sure it's yours? JD: That's what she said, ha-ha

Don't know about the conversation. But his guard doesn't even like this!

@MalcolmNance Is it possible to lip read a talking asshole?

“They. Are. Eating. The. Carcasses. And. The. Doge.

Trump really overdid it with the makeup today!

Trump: I told you to not let me fall asleep. Vance: My bad.

“That casket is so cheap looking. Luckily I brought some gold filagree and some superglue with me.”

Look how sweaty and high he is. He’s clearly on drugs that aren’t even working anymore.

Release the Epstein files

I'll say this, and about the only compliment I am capable of, JD has world class discipline to not shutter, shake, or whatever. He just puppets right along. That is fucking powerful.

I'm no lip reader, but I bet it was, "We're definitely ending up on X for this."😂😂😂