Any spares?

“Beers and Bevs on tap”

Ah sorry, our chippy is hosting a "deep fry your own penis" night that night, and I've already got early-bird tickets so I get to do my balls too.

Would rather watch my dad get changed

Rather shit in my hands and clap tbh.

Two of the most insufferable cunts that have ever entered this world

i'd rather eat a house brick

His head is identical to the under side of my penis. Pic attached as proof

He’s an absolute string, but I think she might be the most hateful human being I’ve ever clapped eyes on.

Would rather have dinner at Fred & Rose West’s gaff

Fuckin oooft, imagine choosing to spend time with these cunts. Pure serial killer vibes off them