Anyone else getting in the unmarked van?? #comments #viewers #reels #pollypocket

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Love me some hot waffles! 🧇🧇🧇

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I love the Thicctionary one! Also, those guns better be registered! 🤪

@andifromCanada You are a Real American 🇺🇸 #Carissamania

Everyone: The plot thickness The plot:

Is @JordynneGrace your sister?

The type of woman you put on the side your B-29 Superfortress before bombing the Axis Powers

Needs a wash, it was a rough winter.

I feel like they always skimp on the good stuff. Like butterfingers? Jolly ranchers? Nah. I can get those at the convenient store. I don’t need to go in to a van for that. But if there’s a freshly toasted set of Eggos waiting for me….like…maybe

I feel like I chewed on a Polly Pocket jacket at one point. Same for those collectible Pokemon bouncy balls

My wife for years not knowing the difference kept showing people her arm muscles and would say check my cans. After many years I finally broke down and told her those are guns not cans…she ask so what are cans🥫😲

Only if he says he has a 10 mm socket.

This shit makes me laugh.... too funny... also you got some guns...

You’re a goddess. Don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise.

Your dressmaker is fabulous. That flatters you perfectly. The flex 💪 by everyone involved in these segments is amazing. It’s time for the military to let you guys have flat wireless radios tho.

with you maybe. Tonight at 10.

Sexy With Nice Arms

You are a delight! Thank you for always posting these. There is so much negativity and you just send good vibes out. So thank you!

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The people who say that are actually females even if the name implies male. Men do not critic women so harshly.

I love this, but I'm completely in awe over the dress with pockets!!!

Hello from Denmark. Your shield-maiden group is looking for you, and would like you to return post haste. Pillage at your own leisure.

I love how your outfit has perfect pockets. I want to buy that for my best friend cuz none of her dresses have pockets and DRESSES DESSRVE POCKETS

Always enjoy Carissa’s posts! 😂❤️👍

Only if you’re in it.

"My dress has pockets!"