Anyone fancy a go on this....?😂🤣

Well that’s the Christmas list finished.

It cannot be topped.

I don't quite understand how using this machine is supposed to be 'less embarrassing'!

It could be both embarrassing and dangerous. I remember seeing a device called a Fleshlight advertised in Penthouse, circa 1988.

"Replicates the vagina in terms of temperature, wetness, and amount of light." There's a light show in there?

Worthy of an inauguration!

Why do I never get a product testing gig like this one? All I get is a shower gel that gives me a rash

This might also give you a rash.

"Stick your dick inside this Chinese invention!" "Soft pass."

Let's hope it doesn't go rogue