Apparently, the size matters 🤷🏼‍♂️ #bantz

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Whatever landing you were trying to stick with this, you missed it by a country mile. Unless you were going for peak Partridge…

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 🤭I don’t envy you at all getting picked for that night of torture🤭

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar I'm sure you'd have lots of fun listening to him 🤭 At least for 10 seconds or so.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar I was a wee bit sick in my mouth when he said that.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar That grimace 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Ur bald mate

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Stephen. How about this ? How about working out an industrial strategy to help business create wealth and jobs in Scotland? How about advocating a sensible and pragmatic approach to North Sea oil and gas instead of the current green zealotry? For starters.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar All the uninionists stalking and commenting on your feed is hilarious. I reckon they're closet fans, really

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Oooh labour friendz.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 😂😂

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Are my taxes still payin your wage Pwick? If so any chance of doin a bit for the people payin that wage , NOT FUCKIN GAZA.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar You are odd.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar I cringed at campervan.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar ✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💛👍

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 😬

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar If only the SNP had a campervan!

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Hilarious. Scotlands own Gavin Newsom. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Maybe you could borrow Chief Mammy’s campervan? The big one the taxpayer paid for..

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar He should think himself honoured to be offered a corner in your camper van!!!

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 🤣🤣🤣the the gift that keeps on giving!! Is that one of those laptops all kids were getting?🤡

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Perfect reaction.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar What an utter 🔔🔚

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Aye the size of your platter

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 36 years old. Scotland has the best diet in the world.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 👀

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar It looks likely that you'll have two full-time jobs next year. How will you find time to stab John Swinney in the back? Two salaries. Two sets of expenses. Two taxpayer funded houses, Edinburgh and London. Two diamond encrusted pension funds. Because you're worth it...

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Funny 🤣

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Well Stephen you have one of the biggest ego’s I’ve ever seen, so maybe it’s a compensation for under developed parts of you😉🤣🤣 Seriously though if size matters, I totally agree that’s why we’re better and indeed bigger together 🇬🇧

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar More of these please ,😂

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar Especially when it’s a salmon 🍣.

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 😁

@Daily_Record @AnasSarwar 🤣🤣🤣🤣