Apparently, this Blackpool rioter is going to go on a hunger strike.

I predict his hunger strike will last until he gets hungry

I know I shouldn’t feel sorry for these lot, it’s the lowlifes who will suffer and get jailed. The rich f***s who egged them on into a frenzy will just move on with their lives.

Exchanging the pleasure beach for his majesty’s pleasure 🫣

It’s probably because he can’t get the deep fried Mars bars he so loves

That'll save thee taxpayer some money then

I’m willing to bet that he will be released better nourished and healthier than he’s been since the last time he was in prison or, in the unlikely event that this is his first time, ever in his sad little life.

🎶 I predict a diet, I predict a diet 🎶

Just finished off a Lamb Madrasa with mushroom rice & a garlic naan here but I never rioted & left my family behind whilst I went off to do a stretch in the slammer.

That Ned hasn’t had a decent meal in his life, string of piss could survive on rollies and scag Good morning

Man said "there is a possibility I could die" The guard: