*approaches minor fender bender* I’m a nurse. I’m in zero position to provide critical medical care but I wanted you to know that I’m a nurse. *hands bedpan* I’m a nurse.

lol she has a trans kid and suffers from munchausen

Really?

Just want everyone to know I’m kind of a big deal around these parts. Carry on with your accident. 😂

I also crossfit if you need me to move the cars around a bit

Omg, I’m a nurse, do you need me to take your blood pressure and update your medications list?

It’s actually a genuinely really nice thing to do, someone may have had a first aid kit in their car if it was needed. Some people may have had trauma from the accident and needed someone to talk to. I really don’t get these comments section.

What's she gonna do? Use the weather stripping off the door to make a tourniquet? Maybe rip off a wiper blade and clean the tears off someone's cheeks? I hate people like this, they only make it worse. Stop being part of the problem and seeking attention.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeeesss!!! Glad to see people outside the first responder circle see this for what it is.

"I'm also a vegan, and my pronouns are xe/xir!"

That is so accurate. I have been to many crashes on and off duty where a nurse shows up to announce that they are a nurse but does not offer or perform any actual assistance.

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