are boys this easy?

Different words, same meaning

she was an icon for this

what makes you so sure the nerd boy isn't also mentally ill

oh i know he is

Do you go to church?

no that comment was a subtle nod to how that outfit makes me look like a whore

Good girl. You should. *head pats*

Holy shit you're so right 😭😭😭 trvth nvke

A cute girl could bat her eyes at me, be reasonably nice and give me a cool rock or snack and I'd genuinely consider asking her out. Guys really aren't hard creatures.

I'd be content with "goes to church" and "family-desiring" at this point. Beyond that, just don't look like an amorphous blob.

Zuzu stating straight facts

LoL "the nerd boy and the goth girl". Fucking dieing.

It’s true.

I just want a hug…

Who you callin’ a Cretan!?!!

the weak man awoogas over tits and ass the enlightened man awoogas over bare shoulder and collarbone

What can I say

Unironically yeah, its that easy

I love a self aware girlfailure

Can you not call me and my people out like that please :^)

🤔🤔🤔I want to argue......but i also wish to give cookies

It's true. Clavicle is powerful

What do you mean, not church ready? They're holey!

I only get pleased when it’s a femboy

Guys are also usually starved of positive attention so even being friendly and even slightly receptive hooks us like fish.

That's our Zuzu

"Symbiotic relationship between nerd boys and mentally unwell Goth girls." 100%

The fuck is a clavacal

if i saw a woman wearing dark colored clothes in my vicinity I would put her in a sack and throw it to the apes. i won't let her steal my virginity

Clavicle and shoulder blade are two points not talked about enough in the art of allure

Just feed me and I'll be fine! Plus you've got your church tights on, they're holey.

Women are easy to please. Give potato in some form, they will follow for more potato.

It’s scientifically proven men are attracted to crazy women… like… it’s a whole damn thing