Are men really that easy to please? 👀

Either that or small plastic robot.

And you say that like it’s a bad thing? We are efficient, low-maintenance creatures

A man has the following quintessential needs: Love, sex, a place they can be safely vulnerable, food and hobbies, last one is usually down to the autistic detail depending on the case. So as long as those needs are met, you are set for life.

@RomanaVtuber And for some guys the ass doesn’t even have to be fat

The 4chan joke has been around for HOW LONG and people still don't get it? All it takes is being nice.

I've always told women that if you can take care of a dog you can take care of a man. Too easy.

Replace the PlayStation with a gaming PC and that's me 😁 Could live in a total shithole but if I've got a pretty and intelligent gf and my boys to play games with, I don't need anything else.

Tanks

holy shit she found the secret formula

I mean, there’s a bit more to it than that, but generally, yea. It’s not that hard to keep us happy.

All men want is for the wife to be happy and something to put away our rage

I just want hugs, dude...

No u

We are simple bc we dont get anything. We dont get basic validation, checked up on or anything. Society expect men to get jobs and go to college then have kids but get 5-10 scholarships he might cant use but girls have triple. Guys dont get dms. We get maybe 2-3 every 2 weeks.

I want music, road trips, and guns.

I can be entertained by a stick for hours.

and we keep telling women that

This is correct almost

kinda stereotypical. you forgot hamburguh, a trusting relationship...a pitbull with a tophat too. the lady's "if any where ever interested" they'd have to wait until I had daily pitbull snuggs

Playstation is debatable, but yeah

Forgot big titties to use as stress balls

Literally all you have to do to please us is make sure our stomachs are full our balls are drained and the room is peaceful

Gaming PC and thigh pillows

I like talking about funni things like this This is what gets me to fall in love with a women

Sinbad has a great skit about how simple men can be

I'm fine with 32Gbx2 ddr5 6000mhz ram

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I disagree, @HenryWestGaming ?

Yup and the fastest way to always be remember as an angle from the heavens is to randomly make a sandwich without reason randomly just make one when his did something or what not. Don't say anything and leave the room and go about your hobbies. Do that and he way see you an a new light

sometimes we get a bit older and start collecting gundams or warhammer, which also keeps up quiet and occupied at home or in large groups of other domesticated males