Are we surprised? Nope!

Before anyone thinks this clickbait is real... Source:

Thanks, Griffithbore... Might be worth noting I'm not monetised so that was a pointless "clickbait" comment. 🙄

it's from a disney satire site-

This story originates from a Satire website.. Not to say Disney wouldn't do it, but this story is a joke

Please say its a stupid spoof

I hope so but you can't tell these days... Apparently if you have a private restaurant you're exempt from FEMA (I think that's the one) regulations and can serve what you want. I know there is a cannibal restaurant already in the USA

Is this real?

More likely to taste like pork.

No...not surprised... Numb... Loving human beings should be living in harmony with nature, with animals and all creation...😶 They lied about everything...about what is good for our bodies too...

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