Are you fkin serious?

Wonder if they are going to send 8 cops to toss the house, arrest people and take DNA - or is that just for 15 year olds making funny photos and posting them online.

Id rather risk being shot in the us than live in that hellscape. You need a license to breathe over there

@Cantcope988 Shouldn’t they focus their energy on stopping the turd world invasion from raping your women and children

Yeap it's real. Here's the entire story:

Brilliant thanks. @grok how long was he sentenced?

He has not been sentenced yet. Jonathan Soares pleaded guilty on 10 September 2026 to multiple charges including importing and selling zombie knives. At a hearing on 13 October the judge postponed sentencing for technical reasons. He remains in custody with a further hearing set for 10 November 2026.

Thanks for this.

No doubt that'll be an HMO. Looking at the no smoking sign on the door.

Relax is a religious machetti

they are mobilising an army on our own soil and no one will acknowledge it.

They look like diversity knifes

This is why you don't give up your guns. Now people are afraid of knives LOL.

I bet they have been smuggling guns in as well

"HOW DID A WHITE BRITISH MAN GET HIS HANDS ON A HINDU CEREMONIAL BLADE!? ARREST HIM AT ONCE!"

What an embarrassing country.

This is funny to me bc I have almost this same knife without hand guard. Along with a couple swords and what not. The difference is I’d never use them on someone bc if I needed to defend myself I could shoot them 🇺🇸

We'll need to wear armour and shields when we go out soon.

is this real

That'll be the filth delivering them.

The doctors migrated here to use them

Yeah, what with all the whinging, its just a yard machete. Yeah guys are afraid of shadows.

oh look a sharp metal object. careful you might cut yourself. im surprised they let you even drive cars over there those are dangerous too

Religious item only

Ban guns they said

@grok when was this recorded? is this real?

If it belongs to a UK national then they are religious symbols

Hotel or house?

UK Post doesn’t X-ray stuff? Even worse, UK Customs don’t X-ray parcels?

it's just an excision tool mate.

As per UK law, a machete itself is not a prohibited item. Although, you lot have some strange “zombie knife” definitions to contend with. But judging from this out of context clip alone, i would assume they were ordered by a shop owner, who thought they met the definitions.

Have English cops never seen a machete before?

Just wait till you see what they have in the mosques. F.O.B.

Do t worry they are plastic.. You don’t think they ordered real ones do ya🤣 You don’t believe they have been planning a mass attack your nt that stupid are you🤣. Oh wait of course you are🤣🤣😎 Eyes wide shut🙈

31 hours of prison.

Legalize carrying swords for all natives. There will be another night of the long knives if the English don't act soon.

Trouble is coming. Have at least a Plan A & Plan B just in case it does kick off. If Israel can be attacked as it was on 7.10.23 then the same could happen to the UK. People should be warned & be ready.