Are you sure?

No shower on Sunday? Stinky

I have dated a German before would again in a heartbeat, I loved how she was so straightforward and actually told me how she felt, so where are those applications

No showering on a Sunday??? You kinda stinky for that ngl lol

Ich habe Angst, dass das @unge sein könnte

@unge Lurkygirl 2.0

All these years I finally found someone willing to beat me with a loaf of frozen bread 👀

She can fix me

I accept these terms

I can literally confirm every word she has said, as my wife is German.