Ari Shaffir: "I don't care about money."

He doesnt care about Money, yet still knows how much all his friends are making. Nice try

"My friends think I'm a crypto genius, (I'm not) it's because I listen to WAGMI’s daily podcast (and they have no idea it exists)" - Every Crypto Degen

Rich people always saying this lmao

Ari is probably the worst comedian of this century in front of Bert. 🚮🚮🚮🚮

If Ari could bottle this and sell it, he would be rich.

Only people with money don't care about it.. let me take it away for a month or so.. you'll care.

Jewish scientists have been studying him for years, trying to figure out what went wrong.

The only people who don’t care about money are people who are rich

“ I can eat street food in Bali” spoken like a true down on their luck from the streets soldier.

I like Ari's perception of himself, he doesn't let what other people think bother him or force him to make irrational decisions. He live within him. Money shouldn't bring about anxiety like Neal was trying to force on Ari.

" ill just go work at Walmart or something " sounds good til u actually have to go work at Walmart or something just to eat