“As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I’d prefer them evolutionarily eradicated.” This “straight man” has a lot of thoughts about the design of the female body. I need to process this.

Any guy who begins a sentence “as a straight man..” is definitely gayer than 10 unicorns dancing on the edge of a rainbow….

100%

he’s not gay guys, he just would prefer women have penis’s. What’s the issue?

He’s totally straight. You can tell.

"I like vaginas, totally, but hear me out... Wouldn't it be cooler if they were dick shaped? For health (and aesthetic reasons) obviously..."

Totally normal and not gay

Totally

He misspelled “gay”

Exactly

Towards the end, he is basically saying that if women were men, then the world would be better. If there was only one design of humans, then everyone would be treated equally. He took the long way to say he isn't good in bed and should just be gay. I think Helen would agree 😹

Exactly right

Dear Sir: It would seem that your logic is flawed. If vaginas were eradicated, evolutionarily or otherwise, you would then have to either resort to abstinence, fcking yourself or another dude. While we firmly believe that the latter is almost surely already the case, we'll leave that to remain unknown for now. Please turn in your Man Card as soon as is convenient for you. This can be done at any location within two inches of your current location. Sincerely & Respectfully, Society

😂😂😂

He's saying so many things about himself that he isn't even aware of. 1. He's gay 2. He's bad in bed (with women) 3. He likes fem men/ twinks 4. He hates women & thinks men are better

💯💯💯

Every time I have ever considered if I was a lesbian, I remember that would involve interacting with a vagina, then I go on with my straight life 💀🙈

Same. It’s a NO from me.

@KyleeDallas90 Wouldn’t it just be easier for him to just tell his partner he doesn’t like going down. There is other stuff 🤷🏼‍♀️

@JebraFaushay He should probably just date a trans woman at this point.

He needs a trans “woman.”

Good point

They're designed like a lego maze so that men don't get bored. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that what it is? 😆

“Vagies”

Seriously all the talk about uti’s, yeast infections, bleeding, hit home. Guys do have it easier and their design is superior. I agree.

This is from a comedy show. The guy is reading a Reddit post.

I know he’s reading it

Not everyone is a doctor

That's a really wordy way of saying he prefers naked sword fighting.

i don't agree with the women having phallus part. clearly, the way it should work is that the woman lays a brood of eggs in her nest, and then the male inseminates the eggs. at some point, the fertilized eggs develop small mouths and the woman places them into her pouch, where her internal udder (with 8 teats) lactates to feed them as they develop. this way, the man never has to actually touch the woman, and it would all be much simpler.

He does realise his Penis isn’t attractive right. Why men send random dick pics and expect women to go wild is always a great source of amusement to me.

Only men who aren't into vaginas would ever write something like this. Which is fine, but don't be rude about it, just skedaddle!

It’s crazy how he just completely overlooks the fact that we have to give birth. Like no Jonathan, a whole ass baby is not gonna come out of a penis. If vaginas were evolutionarily eradicated, then HUMANITY would be evolutionarily eradicated.

I have so many questions and does he realise that males have a G spot up their arseholes?

Oh he knows

A totally, oh so straight man, who wishes women had penises instead of vaginas. You don't get more really, really straight, I'm just on my knees in the gas station bathroom looking for my contact lens, than that.

He might be severely autistic, but he’s right.

I thought it was funny. the two chicks pretending to be offended on behalf of vaginas everywhere were irritating and cringe

I'll take this seriously when he optimizes his own vagina.

I got this one ladies! 😉

I feel all kinds of ways for agreeing with a lot of what he said about our v's. They're all different. They're all hidden folds. And yes, it takes a lot of effort and knowledge to make sex pleasurable for us. Was the effort an intentional part of the design? I'm thinking it must be.

Dude def is gay. You don’t have to think the vagina is beautiful to like it. lol. Like, I don’t like what a penis LOOKS like, but I enjoy them. lol.

poor guy, someone help him out of the closet, he is completely lost in there

Like this

This is gayer than two guys fucking

This seemed to miss the point. It’s ‘designed’ for reproduction, not his porn-addled brain. One needs to fit in the other as we’re not frogs mating by amplexus.

No doubt about it, he has a distaste for women's bodies... he's gay

The author is 💯

🤣🤣 Omgs I can’t even..Brooo I’m dead 💀 Like my logical mind is like wtf… he could not “please Helen” and he’s just being a manchild about it..I would love to ask this cry-baby.. “please explain to me where babies would then come from then” 😂