As soon as I heard him speak, it all made sense

I’ve long said Russian and Redneck engineers are cousins. You gotta love it, they both have the ability with a touch of madness.

"Don't worry I am professional Russian"

Блять, о Крастере узнали в англосегменте

Of course he’s Russian. He probably went out to feed his grizzly bear a snack of salmon and vodka 😂

This is the shield from Doom Dark Ages.

"you know what? I am not holding this, this is a very dangerous thing we made. This is the most dangerous thing ever created by man... You just press it and she goes BRRRRRR. It's so damn heavy too, are you guys serious?"

Makes actual doom chainsaw shild. Starts speaking. Aand its russian

A set of stationary blades to impart a shearing action would help him remove (his own) body parts much more efficiently.

When he’s not even Russian 🇷🇺