Asmongold started stressing after realizing he’s 36 and doesn’t have a girlfriend “I’m going to bed at 2 am. On my day off I washed my car and did lawn work.. I fed the birds… This is getting bad guys.”

“Washed car and did lawn work” this nigga had roaches in his room. Nobody believing you washed ur car

Roach king wants to breed!!

"This is bad guys. On my day off, I did a few chores around my house" Lol wut

Women have become so annoying we would rather fight against the negatives of loneliness rather than fight against the negatives of their toxic personalities.

stressing out about having to do three things …

Millionaire stressing while simultaneously living in a hoarder house and never bathing or brushing teeth lol unbelievable truly

he’s literally me

Women don't like ugly nazis who live in their own filth and don't shower

I knew he looked familiar

“ i washed my car and did lawn work”. Right. The world has seen your room and hygiene habits lol.

you might lose the war but you will find peace in it

This man has had more girlfriends unironically

He must have watched the @shoe0nhead "Male Biological Clock" video. 😄

The male biological clock kicks in. 😂

he's play acting and not even good at it. performing for a bunch of kids who give him money... incel king. if you follow this man, you're destined for pain.

Literal fucking multimillionaire, lives in filth, hardly grooms himself or does anything for his looks, no family, genuinely not helping the world in any way. He should feel ashamed knowing how many people cant even dream about wealth like his, and he still lives life as a loser

I just dumped my 22 year old girlfriend and I’m 37 it’s not worth the hassle

.@Asmongold I'm here to help, brother. I'll send you a copy.

Bruh, incels in the comments really trying to convince the world being forever alone is actually cool? Lmao OK 😂 😂 😂

Why would any woman want to be with an obviously closeted retard like this?

Get in, Loser. We're going to the Philipines.

One's better off alone, than unhappy.

Bro washed his car, did lawn work, and fed the birds at 36. That's not a crisis that's character development. 'Roach King' era is officially over and nobody is ready for Responsible Zack.

Every woman dreams to have such a disgusting, dirty hobo as a boyfriend. Real life prince charming.

At 44 I’ve realized what I’m looking for is only a .0001 percent possibility since women nowadays are trash human beings.

Welp, his biological clock is hitting hard

hahahh fuck stavros made this weird cockroach man crash out this much??

If only 99.8% of women weren’t completely worthless lush whores. This is a woman problem.

He's obviously engagement baiting. Other than that, that's no excuse. He has all of that money to litterally change his life, his image, and his environment, but he chose not to. Please don't sympathize with this guy lol.

He was talking about getting old. I watched the show.

Rip bozo. Maybe try not being a filthy (both figuratively and literally) nazi dumbass. Cos newsflash, women don't want to date bigots who spend all day whining while sitting in piles of trash

He’ll wash his car but not his nasty ass cheeks.

I kinda feel sorry for him in this regard. He has a lot of money and dating seems to be a mine field of promiscuous women and gold diggers. Thank god I don't have to navigate that shit fest. Good luck to him.