Aston Martin Valhalla Review by James Bond

Shit is hilarious. He’s right for 1.5 milly there should be a spot for the key. 😂😭

This is about to be the most detailed car review I have ever seen

People who got the Cobra Tate email already watched it hours ago 😉

>all that money >3 ipads for a dash kek

45 minutes of car porn. 100/10. Videographer needs a raise. However much he's making pay him more. Incredible.

The greatest car reviews come from the Top G 😂

The door is too heavy for girls. Boys only car.

This the funniest and the best review yet from Andrew Tate!

Aston Martin auramaxxing

Out of all the content you've made, I think you're enjoying this one. Is this a passion project? Have fun, G! 😎

That’s a beautiful car

Glad you listened. Beautiful car.

Brings back some of the feel of the original Top Gear, which was the best car centered show of all time. I'm sitting here wishing the Tate brothers would film car adventures the same way.

This is the most relaxing car review I've ever watched... so relieved when I can watch another man be completely pissed off for an hour so I don't have to be... thanks for the time off, Andrew...

What’s sad is a ZR1X CORVETTE blows the doors off this pile of shit 😂

Bro, possessions are echoes of progress. My brother used to say a man doesn’t chase the car, he chases the ability to *own* the car. Build something. Then enjoy it. Don’t start with the finish line.

how u pay $1.5m and @astonmartin don't even have a key slot. (fug that trash car)🤣

@Cobratate Great review, thank you for translating it into brokie terms. I finished watching the review as I waited to be called at Job Centre. Only up £56.38 on my USDJPY trade, with all being said I will not buying this when I get the bag. Again thanks for the heads up.

Sir, you have every car on the planet sadly other rich people can get the same car. Why don’t you design your own car one made just for you?

This review is legendary.

This guy and his gay car stuff. I’m not wealthy. But I am not close to being as gay as this guy. He can’t figure out a scarf joint.

After watching your point about the lack of key storage location I have cancelled my allocation, thank you @Cobratate

From an entertainment perspective- Quite possibly one of the greatest car reviews of all time. @Cobratate has managed to encapsulate what made @JeremyClarkson the so good. Less about the technical specs and more about entertainment and fun. A lot less politically correct than Jezza as well (which is saying a lot). There are 10s of Valhalla reviews online and you only need to watch 1 to know what all of the rest will say. Many have tried so hard to be the new Jeremy Clarkson - all of which have failed. The key to it is *not* trying to be Jeremy, and just being yourself. Which Andrew has done brilliantly here. I look forward to many more of his “reviews”.

That feeling when nothing has beat the 765 you get the same feeling holding $pigeon

@apprealworld 🔥🌎🔜

Andrew Tate is hilarious. He looks practically dyspraxic with hyper mobile knees that always seem to be facing backwards like an ostrich. This is accentuated by the fact that his trousers are always too short and badly cut. It’s hard to take this guy seriously.😂

🤣🤣🤣 dude is just so funny.

You should buy the Mercedes AMG One! That car is a track intensive car.

45 mins of pure car poetry, James Bond woud aprove 🔥

How on earth did you make a car that Andrew starts shouting at the moment he begins reviewing it? He was trying to be completely fair and even review your car for free, yet you managed to ruin it all from the start! Don’t you understand the basics—especially on a flagship model? When he shouts, “How stupid you are—you passed me off!”, what he really means is that future customers will turn their backs on Valhalla and refuse to buy it

Remember this? “I cannot wait for my Aston Martin Valhalla to arrive. It’s going to be another year or so. Guess the other 24 Supercars will have to entertain me untill then. Sleepless nights ❤️"

incredible review

One of if not the best car review I've ever seen tbh. And well shot.

The Valhalla would be Bond’s modern hypercar of choice. It’s not a retro classic like the DB5, but it feels like the next chapter in Aston Martin’s spy car evolution — fast, clever, and unmistakably stylish.