At the buzzer 🚨

Stop posting this shit we are fucking losers

I’ve seen enough. Put hyphen in the 9 hole

@AustraliaZoo ❤️ 🫡

@RaiseTheTrident Has anyone checked on Humpy’s mentals? He’s gotta be shattered by being overshadowed by Jimothy.

What a complete fucking joke after that terrible performance of a game

Imagine the browns having a field goal competition, thats like what you just did

Hyphen is the only cool dude in the org besides Goldy

This shit should be a luxury of winning. Teams playing like ass should not be doing this.

The bat flip is beautiful

This is such a joke of an organization. We care more about rolling out some bullshit hr derby and jimothy night than actually winning games. I am done. DONE. Eat shit @Mariners

F this 🚮 Stanton, Larson, First Ave Ent, BoD incl Howard Lincoln: YOU ARE THE PROBLEM SELL THE GAWD DAM TEAM

These fans in attendance are retards

With such a BS Season so far at least the HR-Derby was fun to watch and let me forget how horrible the Team had been. At least some fun this Year so thanks for that event and being able to watch it in europe.

Fun event! Happy Hyphen did it!

Hyphen might be a better option in the 4 hole tomorrow 😂😂😂😂

Sign him right after derby lol

Most offense we’ve seen all day

This account is more active during this derby than the actual games ..

50 years of losers

Fire your visual and audio people

Best thing I’ve seen this season 😂

Stop posting, who cares? Such a bad ownership to where you idiots think this is a good thing to post…unreal

This whole organization is just a scam.

This is the highlight of the season. That's where we're at right now.

You should be embarrasses covering this right now.

Mariners are failing. Failing their fans, failing themselves and failing their families. Management has no idea how to solve this problem because it goes so deep. The pitching staff is highly over-rated. The batters can't hit their way out of a wet paper bag. No leadership at all

@Robgage4th

Best part of the night. Mariners suck but the HR derby was fun.

Wooooo @hyphen18!!! 1 is better than none!

Cinema

Hell yeah lolll. That's dope

Just about as pathetic as it gets

Who fucking cares? Win a fucking baseball game.