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At this point, Jesus doesn't need to take the wheel. He needs to pull over and spank some of y'all with his sandal๐
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Credit: Gabriel Lopez on fb

I don't normally like these kind of jokes, they usually make too light of a serious matter. But this is actually how it feels.

It really does feel like that. Long time no see, my friend. Hope you've been well๐ซถ๐

Ups and downs, pretty much exactly like the video shows.

Yahweh

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"Do not be afraid."

Yeah, but I am, cause itโs scary sometimes๐

And have them cowering in the corner then throw it at them!๐

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May come

Damn. I hope your well

Youโre

I knew what you meant๐

You feel me โค๏ธ

ah yes, the sandal spankin'. finally. we are talking about it. I was more of the divine buttkicks type, but sandal spankin' will do.

We would deserve it๐

Jesus with the Holy Chancla ๐ฉด

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Itโs always Moses. Whenever anyone asks who gave you something, itโs always Moses. Moses gave you rest. Moses gave you manna. Moses gave you emancipation from slavery. hahahahahahaha

Speaking of Moses

Haha! This is a family friend. Heโs been funny his whole life. Solid Christian family.

We can be Christian and still make jokes like this imo๐๐

looking at the replies, sweet baby jesus, you know you baited us with this post so you can post your jesus meme collection.

I have over 100k memes, and this is a very tiny collection within it. I try to reply with memes when I have the time. I had the time๐

Chancla!๐ฉด

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Exactlyโฆ.

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๐ it is very much just like that

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I am the way ๐

I am walking in his foot steps ๐

I try, though often fall short

Literally

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This is why i pay for internet

This one had me cracking up. Sometimes I find gold๐คฃ

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The GOAT ๐คฃ

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It sure feels that way sometimes ๐คฃ

Yeah it does. No seat belts, holding on for dear life๐คฃ

