Attempted murder that

The way he ran off with his arm like that

Left running to defrost? Likely invalidated the insurance doing so.

With masonry like that, it's not surprising that "London Bridge is falling down, falling down"

The wall will be sound after a few paracetamol

Glad to see he managed to evade a clear carjacking and the thief was left in a lot of pain.

All that for an Insignia

I agree totally but the owner left it unattended whilst the engine was running.

Savvy enough to have a moving spot light (?) and camera but will leave his motor running and empty

NOT I UK, THE CPS WILL PROB CHARGE THE CAR OWNER WITH ENDANGERING LIFE OF THAT ILLEGAL

Fucking hell. 😱😬