Attention godless Portlanders…

If you're onstage talking about your children fleeing from you, the issue is probably you.

Because they want to be away from shit parents who preach from the bible but only follow the bits they like

Portland is popping with atheists? Lemme grab a U-Haul and get out there!

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Portland sounds lovely

If the city of Portland isn't using this in their promotional materials they're not doing their jobs. Great pitch. Random, but good.

Amy poehler sold out

"They are safe from this 'God society'." Sign me up.

I can fully see why her kids moved to Portland and broke contact.

How DARE there be a place outside of our white Christian Fox News bubble?