Autistic people flirting be like:

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Would you eat a whole jar of mustard for 5 dollars?

I feel personally attacked

i'm totally stealing "planning a trip soon" and then have nothing to follow it up with, just standing there awkwardly

I don’t get it, these are all great pick up lines.

And drunk...

So being a novel person makes you autistic

I feel seen.....