Average American daydream.

American lads with a time machine —

“I heard yall like smooth bore”

In 1814 we took a little trip-

banger of an edit

Compliments of @ArmedJ0y from WAY back

"I bet he's thinking about other women." What he's actually thinking about:

But instead of muzzle loaders it’s an HK417 with an ELCAN, MAWL and whisper pickle.

When they see the line.