Average Dr. Pepper drinker:

I'm pretty sure this is gonna be me if I even try one scoop of what he eats

Real men drink Coffee Fool coffee.

Open, sip, repeat. It's like a personal ritual, but with more bubbles.

Its true. I learned the hard way though that water is important. Kidney stones suck ass, mix it up a bit lol

Bro drinking Dr. Pepper like it’s a 25-year-aged whiskey 💀🔥

As a dr pepper drinker.... I can confirm

There's crack in it

I like Dr Pepper but not that much 🤣

Ladies, if he: - doesn’t text back - always acts ice-cold - has a degree in fizzics - is the one you crave He’s not your man. He's Dr Pepper.