average midwestern conversation

Tell them how you say the word "bagel"

Oh yeah. And when you’re done with a conversation and gotta leave, it takes as long as the conversation because of all the steps.

YEP— they always remember their next 10 min rant the moment ur abt to walk away 😭

My favorite is the Midwest goodbye, when you announce you're "about to leave" and spend the next hour talking in the doorway.

the bane of my existence as a child 🤣🤣🤣

giving me PTSD and flashbacks from that midwest conversation

*midwest voice* WELL... it's about that time...

As a Midwesterner. Midwest conversations do complete 180s in short amounts of time

When Midwesterners end a conversation or topic... *Silence...* *knee slap* Welp-

I hate that you basically described me I was telling the story of how my grandpa tried helping a motorcycle accident and the driver lost his head then went into talking about the best ways to grill different meats and I just did it again without thinking

OMG