Average Your Party side plot be like:

All this for a crisp 1.4% of the vote next general election

We will all be seated for the inevitable “Splintered: the rise and fall of “Your Party”” in 2030

Jezza reportedly found stabbing Zarah Sultana to death with a ballpoint pen for fucking it up this badly

Cornyn when he formed the party: “I can finally be relevant again” Reality:

"This is YOUR Party" "No it's mine."

It all went down hill when the Provisional Your Party splintered off into the Real Your Party, and that got worse after the Provisional Sultana Your Party separated from the Provisional Corbyn Your Party.

I wish I could form a party to just get up to mischief and hijinks now