Babe wake up new shape store lore just dropped

Complete lack of understanding of why the first one got so much traction.

“um where r black guys dis not shape store at all”

It doesn’t appear that you understand the main ingredient in The Shape Store’s success. You ain’t no Shape Chef, son.

That’s straight from infinite archive you stupid fuck lol

@ForBig45213 Well guess what, you drooling retard? We're blaming you for it anyway. Get naked on camera and send me 430 dollars right the fuck now.

@ForBig45213 Man that’s really funny.

As soon as it's a white person, it's just the backrooms again.

it only took 2 days for The Shape Store (actually good AI content) to be beaten to death by slop.

Incorrect. That isn't the shape store at all. You've completely missed the entire point

If fishtank s5 doesn’t have a shape store room I might chimp out

This is dumb and fails to encapsulate what the shape store is

In the shape store universe, hwytes are the ones in the mines extracting blood diamonds (and pyramids, cubes, etc) while the blacks purchase them.

I like this one. First decent spinoff I’ve seen

Doesn't have the entertainingly chaotic negritude of the original.

I really respect how that guy leaves his apartment.

@western_bester Felt a bit like one of my films when he was entering the tunnel and analysing the symbols on the wall

Taking me back

Thematically consistent, white people as adventurers, explorers, truth seeking.

Dogshit. The shape store is manufactured, a curated domain of colour and whimsy, not some dumb ancient relic lost to time rediscovered. The shape store thats is fun because you go “why’d they make the bottles explosive” but just throwing an exploding triangle at a door is lame

This is just me on the weekends

@robertsepehr

So for White people the Shape Store is something to discover and learn from on dignified little solo adventures. This makes the first video way more racist. Wonder how it manifests for Asians.

we wuz shapes

There are two things that made the shape store cool, it was the actual video, its interpretation and a huge essay someone wrote on it. If its not in that same spirit it is not interesting, its just the fallout tv show happening again.

this must go hard for niggas who browse r/backrooms all dayall

No joy no whimsey

Shape store getting gentrified already smh.

Are those Theatrix even Pristine?

is this ai?

Whites don't reside in the Shape Store.

That was just backrooms with shapes, pack it up

Not good

I do like the idea of the shape store being a part of the backrooms

mad corny. this lost all the aura

These are not Pristine Theatrics my friend 🤷🏾‍♂️

It’s the white people shape supplier

Shape Store x Backrooms collab just dropped

Won’t hit as hard cause it’s hard to be racist about a white guy deep diving on Platonic solids.