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Hey man, what's up with the anti-trans stuff?

Hey, piss off enough people with your anti-trans bigotry and you won’t have to worry about holidays! You can sit at home with a frozen dinner and stew

Very cool and all, but your recent retweet concerns me greatly. Seems I won't be traveling to Orlando to see you in February, after all.

How’d you leap from “utterly devoid of politics” to retweeting major anti-trans stuff? What’s going on? Thought you were one of the good ones

I learned to cook from watching your Good Eats show on cable TV. I do well learning the WHY as well the HOW. Thanks so much for all the great lessons - the results have been many, many great meals for myself and others! 😃 (nothing better than making a killer pan sauce)

Not enough hashtags; can’t take tweet seriously.

Nice. Let’s make America healthy again

Ordering mine now. Already have a few variants of their products, but can't resist the official Alton Brown version. (In a cheeky voice) Found at the below link for your convenience. 😁

That one looks great. I like my MEATER + due to the Bluetooth functionality. I drove from my house to the beach and had the internal temp of a wrapped up pork butt I smoked for 14 hours on my phone mounted on my dashboard like it was part of my vehicle and I was the flight for life.

The beard is good, man