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I have a friend I've known for probably two years. We have interesting conversations spanning a broad range of topics. I know where he works, where he's traveled, things about his family's background. Not sure I ever caught his name.

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just played golf with a buddy and the next day he got engaged. my wife couldn’t believe i didn’t tell her about this… well in true guy fashion it didn’t come up while golfing.

Look - men give other men ONE CHANCE to discuss how shit is going. We do this by saying stuff like: 1. Hey. 2. Sup? 3. You good? 4. Want some beer? If the other dude doesn't want to share anything at this point, we move the fuck on in the conversation. The man is entitled to his privacy.

I love the way men can just let each other be without having to qualify themselves every time they hang out.

Reminds me of the bit from old Family Guy where Peter thinks he is a woman and calls Quagmire just to talk, but Quagmire is just like "what do you want?".

Hysterical cause we know it’s true! 😂

This is too spot on. Played for first time in a couple of months with a buddy in similar circumstances. Wife's grilling me when I get home. Me: he said he was going to NYC for Christmas to visit a friend. That's it.

This is my husband too! I ask him how people are all the time and he says I don’t know… it’s frustrating but now I know apparently it’s just a man thing!

This is hysterical lol. He is 1 of my favorite comedians!

I wanna show this to folks when I'm asked what kind of hip replacement my dad is getting. Why the fuck would I know to ask what kind of hip replacement he's getting?