Basically me on twitter - these people are my hero's

Shout out the bro that sniped this retard in the head with a sealed can of beer 😂

Spraying randoms you an asshole, it aint illegal but you just a pos

Yeah pretty retarded behavior spraying random people.

How the hell can you be floating in the water and get so livid about getting water on you?

Where’s the video of this guy getting sealed can of beer to the face. That’s the best one.

I fking love river runs! This is so wholesome- meanwhile these lil bitches mad they getting wet— in the water 😅

Cover your beers? Why? Huh?

@DarnellTheGeek brain eating amoebas and shit in that water.

So he’s saying “cover your beers because I’m going to spray you with stuff that could kill you”?

@DarnellTheGeek he's the magic johnson of salt river spraying. Shooting his viral filled loads all over the bitches

I’m more interested in the fact that 75% were not amused, but he continued. What was the enjoyment there. This is the elementary school bully all grown up. If they were all hyped up and celebrating and loving it - totally different story. Also - who gets all bitched up getting wet while sitting in the water ? Everything about this is annoying.

I don’t care if it is just water. The guy is a dick. You don’t have the right to have fun at the expense of unwilling participants. This guy’s head needs to be held under for 30 seconds, lift for 5 seconds then another 30. Do that 10 times and see how much fun he has.

All these people acting like they wouldn’t get angry if they got a stream of water straight to the face

Freaking crybabies everywhere in that river and these comments, unless you are in a yacht waterproof your electronics and prepare for water while on a damn river. Or better yet, build a private backyard river where nobody can bother you since yall hate fun and other people so much. Nutbags. How yall gonna run around with so much freedom as younguns then grow up into bitter, resentful fools that hate other people, taking away the ability to do the same things yall were able to do. Isolate yourselves hateful ogres.

First dude, literally threatened to stab a guy for getting him wet. We are surrounded by retards that don’t know what violence is.

I think people aren’t understanding this isn’t a gentle splash of water it’s like a hard stream to the face. Fuck that guy 💦

Dude at 55 seconds sounded like a young Dale Gribble 😂

Weird thing to get bent out of shape over.

A lot retards in the comments defending the retard spraying water. How hard is it leave people alone? Bro came to be a menace, fuck this guy

Aye don’t make me chimp out

They're looking to get their ass beat huh?

I asked these guys not to spray my radio and my phone because we had electronics on our raft. They don't care about anything. They are disrespectful as fuck. Someone is going to get tired of this and just beat them the hell up.

I would laugh if you sprayed me with river water while I'm in the river.

Looks like Salt River, Arizona.

Let’s go out and be dicks and ruin peoples day and pretend we’re not dicks

lady at 47 second mark was pissed lol

I carry stones in my tube for this purpose. It isn't about getting "wet". It's about respecting someone else that is minding their own business.

there is a reason why I carry a couple rocks on my tube, I would have hit you with one 100%

jesus christ leave people alone. freaking drunks

They’re in a tube on the river and mad about getting wet.

Out of most of those people, there's the one guy not taking it seriously and having fun, 20 years ago, it would've been the opposite.

“Oh no, I might get wet floating on the water”.

They're in water and they're getting butt hurt about getting wet? Make it make sense.

Why did you put an apostrophe in the word hero?

I would get out and kick the living shit out of the dude. In fact, show me a 10 minute long video of this douche spraying people, making his stupid comments and then have one big dude get up out of the water and destroy the guy and say, my bad.

I can tell yall slow af, they’re clearly in a lazy river of some sort chilled with their folks and strangers are standing by UNWARRANTED spraying water on them! Yes I’ll be pissed too because nobody is agreeing to that it’s calling fucking boundaries

Takes a real useless human being to enjoy this so much. 🤦🤡..