bastard update: he sucks at flying

bastard lore

Ik these little guys, they sometimes show up on my balcony on the floor, you gotta chuck them into the air for them to gain momentum and start flying

IM CRYING HOW DID U FIGURE THAT OUT

Because I always do it when they're on my balcony

Why call him bastard 🥺 he's giving it his best

his mother laid +30 larvae in my terrarium then left and I didn't know about it. he's the son I kept. he is quite literally a bastard and I love him like he is my own

Go, my scarab- wait not that way- that's not going- wow you really suck at this

he is doing his best :/

Is he stupid?

He's doing his best ok!!!!

The german,concerned and loving sounding "bastard" killed me xD poor Bastard 🥺

BAHAHAHA yeah I named him while talking german so its forever pronounced that way

Such a wonderful sweet thing, don't worry bastart, you'll get it eventually

whatever, try my scarab

hes trying so hard

Oh bastard you are so funny

aw, bastard is so cute! very shiny little lad. I wish him the best

barely opened his wings and he fell 😭

BWAHAHAHAHA bro cant lockin

@robbie187819 Awwww🥹🥹 Is that a beetle? What type is it

Me too, it's okay lil' bastard

I’d like to see you do it any better! 😤

Doing his absolute best

its the motivation that matters in the end,,,

the scarab made an attempt but needs a lil more training. one day he shall also go

this makes me miss those green asian jewel beetles slash whatever the other dozen names for them are that would come to my house in swarms and also die in swarms cause theyd try to drink out of the pool and id have to fish like 25 beetle corpses out every morning

Emerald buge (very rare worth one bugillion dolar)

this is breaking my heart 😢😢😢😢😢😢

he’s so fucking stupid i hate him so much

hey!!!!

i won’t be nice to him!!! i refuse!!!! i am cruel and unusual!!!!!!

HES SO SHINY AND PRETTY what kind of bug is he?

🪲🪲🪲

MEEEEEEEEEE

He wouldn't be bastard if he was good at it now would he?

I wish i was confident enough to pick up bugs like that, I'm always scared that I'd hurt them 😭

he is wonderfol

My favorite bug is shiny green beetle