Batman's a d*ckhead!! I D L E S

@idlesband Woah I never heard a take on Batman quite like this thank you

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@idlesband This is a prime example of “tell me you don’t know about Batman without telling me you don’t know about Batman”

@idlesband We go over this every month: Batman pours millions in charity & rehabilitation institutions for the betterment of Gotham & the criminals who do want to fix their life, but because of the corruption of the ppl at the top of a downright CURSED city, vigilante-ing is his only resort

@idlesband 2 people who have never read a comic in their life telling eachother "exactlyyyy". the amount of shit they get wrong here is baffling, type of arguments that relies on the other person to know nothing about the subject matter lmao

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@idlesband This video perfectly summarizes two non native New Yorkers talking about shit they don’t know.

@idlesband NYC subway system so slow their “Batman is a billionaire cop who beats up mentally ill people” takes are only just arriving at their stop

@idlesband This is thoroughly debunked. Batman lives in a fantasy city and fights crime bosses and insane psychopaths who mass murder civilians. He only goes after the little guy if they’re trying to hurt someone.

@idlesband Just fuck off.

@idlesband Wow! Two people who don't understand a single thing about Batman pretend they understand what Batman is! What a surprise

@idlesband I dont think he’s watched Batman?

@idlesband neither of these guys actually read comics if theyre regurgitating these tired takes

@idlesband Ummm, freaking epic department, I'd like to report a win infestation, yes I'll hold, I just hope the hold music isn't freakin' NICKELBACK, that would be le cringe

@idlesband You have no idea what you’re talking about. Bruce Wayne’s entire subplot is discovering & dismantling corruption within Wayne enterprises. Half the villains he fights are monsters of his corrupt company’s own creation. He’s been dismantling it from within since he was like 10.

@idlesband New levels of faggotry are being invented on the daily now

@idlesband I hate it when people try to spoil movies I loved as a child. The latest I heard was that Peter Pan is the villain and not Captain Hook. How??????? Please don’t try to explain. Let’s just leave things as they are. P.S.: Batman did invest in a lot of infrastructure in Gotham.

@idlesband Until you learn about the court of owls

@idlesband Yeap, He’s a crime fighter. When a citizen of Gotham starts jaywalking, Batman be like:

@idlesband Massive fucking mong

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@idlesband Oh boy it’s the “Batman should fund social services instead of beating up The Joker” take for the 8,256th time.

@idlesband Is this the guy from Idles that larps as working class and has some shady shit from his past?

@idlesband I mean, lowkey.

@idlesband How different would Gotham be if Bruce Wayne paid 2% inheritance tax and 1% wealth tax.

@idlesband So you guys are just stealing open micers standup bits now.

@idlesband what a stupid way to look at it

@idlesband Gayest show to date. A jew phro acting smug, what’s new

@idlesband None of this is true about Batman, who doesn't attack "drug addicts" and who is canonically a well-known philanthropist, like his dad. Also, I don't think he's even a billionaire, but a millionaire? Which is a huge fkn difference. His dad was a surgeon.

@idlesband shit take

@idlesband That’s why there’s Bruce Wayne the philanthropist…not a good take bruh!

@idlesband Sounds like someone who knows nothing about Batman

@idlesband God bless being able to seperate the art from the artist.

@idlesband Literally one of the absolutely worst takes of all time but I think it comes from having absolutely no idea about Batman

@idlesband Correct more normal people should go around karate kicking addicts mid fent lean