BBC Pidgin uploads new video teaching viewers how to use the toilet

toilet na where we dey poopoo

dey eat da poopoo

A fittingly, highly unserious language for an extremely unserious continent:

I refuse to accept that pidgin exists for any reason other than to make me hate them more.

One day I hope to be racist enough to write articles for BBC Pidgin.

Entire country of India should have this mandated for viewing

Ceiling Bird at 1:00

Im sure she said “lightly sauté da roundworm eggs”

I think my favourite part is they needed to dig a fellow Gomalian or perhaps Bomalian science man as grounds for this being true because most listeners otherwise wouldnt give it any credence

imagine the size of the giant dump she was taking as she recorded this video (on her phone, in dey toilet)

I learn plenty things from this video oo

We've gone back to trying to civilise the darkies. White man's burden innit.

Babajide Macauly wey be expert for cold email a Professor in the US.

This is excellent, we can repurpose these videos for use in special education departments. Nice to see the BBC finally being cost efficient.

Most instructive.

Holy mother of Christ.

Honestly what are we even doing at this point?

Considering half the Nigerian population doesn't have access to basic sanitation, you'd think they'd have bigger problems

So true. Poopoo not phone!

I remember having a Senegalese colleague when I was young, despite his being twice the age of most the staff it was like he was a child. It was seen as funny, even endearing by some but when actually having to work ‘with’ (ie childmind) it was nothing more than frustrating.

We need to return them to the brush

Watching this in the bathroom

Pidgin sounds like some parody made by racists to make fun of ebonics.

Very yookay

It’s a skill we all need to learn, sometimes in adulthood if our IQ is especially low

They will be showing how to make fire with stick and stick shavings soon, with rubbing motion eh eh eh

I sat down, shut up, and LISTENED

@Octavius__Ace

Why is the BBC licence fee funding this gibberish?

God finds new ways to shock us each and every day

Yo fone don becom ✨reservoir 🇫🇷✨fo infecsyon

ITS 2025 FOR FUCKSAKE