Be a “red flag” guy.

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Seems to me she just raised a red flag on herself.

She’ll come around when she sees my cool selfies from space

That's why all her relationships end on the first date. Sorry for her.

@justin_hart This message brought to you by: “A dingy broad says what?” Man, back in the day, before social media, she would have made a great housewife.

Don’t make fun of these women. It’s porn, and beneath us. She has no agency, obviously.

"Brandy, you're a fine girl" "What a good wife you would be" "But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

Pretty sure every single boy who, like me, grew up in Houston (space city!) in the 1960/70s will always answer this question with an enthusiastic "Heck, yeah - Of course!"

She's definitely not worth dating.

In the age of sail, which was not long ago, men routinely "went to space" and left their wives in total control of their assets. They spent years away from home at a time. I wonder what she would've done back then.