be careful, randy 😭😱

This is literally me with Waymos 😭 I’m becoming a Guardian Angel when they come to New York

delivery or death there is no in between

We have these in Dallas now and one followed me to my wework yesterday. One begins to feel an odd sort of affection for them.

i’ve been saying “hey you’ve got this!” to them and “good job buddy!” etc

Ur in love

Now this is an essential worker

i wouldn’t even keep it as a slave in my empire

didnt we try this 5/6 years ago? who is giving these ppl money ffs?

It’s the Ben Hur chariot scene

He’s trying so hard !