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Be careful who you bring home fellas
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Wake up Maggie I think I have something to say to you....... Get an Uber

Exactly how I pictured it happening 😂

What the ….. Damn. I’m glad I’m not dating in this era.

It’s dangerous out there

One of my ex's started being more aggressive and threating as I was starting to distance myself from her. I started recording our phone calls because of it. Told her I'm done and want to move on, she then told me she would call the cops and tell them I r*ped her. I Said "that never happened though" She said " I Know, all that matters is what I say." I smiled and hung up the phone, I clipped that short exchange while she was spam calling me, sent it to her, the calls stopped. She stopped, I was free. No one is going to be an advocate for you accept you. So be like a midget at a urinal and stay on your toes, boys.

I once had to kick a woman out of my house because she turned fully unhinged, and she went to all of my neighbors houses door to door to tell them I was a pos until one of them called the cops on her. 😆😆😆 Bar cougars ain't no joke.

Damn you picked the wrong one that night 😆

Go for the crazy one they said. It will be fun they said.

jesus christ, save us from this demon
