"Because it's fucking Halloween. That's why."

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Uhhh do I need to throw away the pumpkins I bought from my parish now 😭

Wait till you hear about the Catalina Wine Mixer

lol

“Holy sh*t” is pretty vexing to hear coming from the mouth of a Christian.

oh grow up

Appropriate pumpkin decor. Present but uncut.

One of my favorite Triduums

Based

Pumpkins are also part of Thanksgiving, because both are around harvest time. Sure commenter wasn't lapping? We have a whole bone church, from the bones of martyrs for Christ.

The language 🤦🏽‍♀️

grow up

lmao thank you

To say "fucking Halloween" isn't great. It is a holy day after all, or the vigil of one.

Halloween is catholic, what retards. Got my pumpkin, my skeleton and I have a black cat, all designed by God. I think these "Catholics" are really just prot's in disguise

Goyween in America has become the Holiday version of a love is love yard sign. Thats why all of my neighbors who have those signs & gay homo rainbow pedo flags go all out for Halloween. They get excited, decorate early & some leave stuff up year round. Its like their Christmas.

The most milquetoast halloween decor of all time.

I love this. Tim your side eye is next level.