Become Ungovernable 😂

Why does this sound like 3rd graders playing Cops at recess? "I might have another go ahead".. "..What?.. DON'T POOP MORE" "Well, I THINK I GOTTA POOP AGAIN!"

Also the reason he was speeding...

Cop told me a story. All the cars were keyed the same at a precinct. Had an arrestee poop in the back of his patrol car. The backseats were easy to remove, but him and his partner didn’t want to remove and clean it. They snuck into some other cop cars who were parked at the donut shop and swapped out their seat. Other cops came back to the precinct: “While we were in the donut shop some asshole broke into our patrol car and shit in the backseat! They didn’t break in, though.. How?” 😂

"Born to shit, forced to wipe." As my son's bumper sticker says. LOL

This is the new standard for getting arrested. STOP RESISTING…the urge to let one drop in the back seat of a cop car.

They called the shit poop

It's a legitimate strategy

Popping is not a crime! Poop at will, anywhere, any time! Do it NOW before the commies create the Poopy Police, PP!!!!

“I might have another go at it” 💀💀🤣🤣