Being a conspiracy theorist feels so weird right now.

I am actually at the stage where I will believe a conspiracy theorist before a politician or billionaire. The world is literally upside down. Everyone is trauma processing even if they don't realize it.

Just today I reminded someone I told them about chemtrails almost twenty fucking years ago… 🤷🏽‍♂️

I really wanted to tell everyone: I told you so I told you so I told you so I told you so I told you so! Because I'm petty like that. But I didn't because they're in shock. So, I'll save it for later.

Me:

You can hang with my crowd because everyday we

we are the normies now! and the rest is just out of touch

The greatest conspiracy of all, is convincing you that God doesn't exist.

It’s not weird, it’s actually sad. It’s a reminder how asleep people are. I’m sitting here watching people learn about things I’ve known for years and it’s like… y’all haven’t seen anything yet.

Kind of been so long it doesn’t feel like anything.. I shouldn’t feel numb to all the news coming out right now..

Pretty much how I feel. Like the pizza thing? I pretty much felt that was mostly nonsense. Boy, was I wrong. And Oprah? I thought that was ridiculous. Now I'm side eyeing her too. At a minimum she's been surrounded by some pretty awful people...

Right!!!??

Exactly all the things that we all spoke out against on social media, for which we were suppressed and suspended, and constantly lied to and gaslighted by our own government and the media, and called every name in the book, and called crazy, all of it was proven to be true, but I really wish it wasn’t. It’s so much worse than I think any of us imagined.

Since we are running out of conspiracy theories I think it’s time we start looking into the theories that Mattress Firm is a money laundering operation and oh yeah… Garth Brooks is a serial killer. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

You ain't seen nothin yet. Just wait for the "Man made horrors beyond comprehension". Dinosaurs are not real. Dragons are though all sorts and sizes, and so are Giants. Again. All sorts and sizes. Cloning, genetic tampering. You get the picture.

As a man, it's so weird being right about everything 😏

What ever happened to the pizza gate guy that went to rescue kids in a basement that didn’t exist?

My friend who never believed a word I said has not said a word to me. She only watches NBC news and doesn’t do X. She is probably still clueless. I’m just waiting for an apology.

This is me for the past week.

I do wanna say told you so but then I also really like to not say anything at all, let it simmer. I don’t need to be right. It’s enough for me to know you know I know you know I’m right.

Well surely some of it was false.. We still don't have real proof that George Bush dropped the Twin towers...

I never thought conspiracies were fun. I kinda went through a dark night of the soul when I found out the truth during high school and college

That's why I retired. There's nothing left

Aliens are demons- nothing from outer space. This is a spiritual warfare between angels and demons. And you must choose and pray down the demons.

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